When someone “accidentally” touches your butt
That moment when your friend says something rude to you

and you wonder why you’re even friends with them

ALL THE TIME

The moment you realize your best friend is changing

notfullysane:

andillfeelyouforgetme:

notfullysane:

they say/do something they wouldn’t normally do:

You start seeing big changes:

and get into arguments and don’t even want to be around them anymore:

and you realize things are no longer the same:

then people ask why you guys aren’t friends anymore:

outside you’re like:

but inside:

this just happened to me.

OMG :’) this has 1,000+ messages. i feel so accomplished

when the teacher says “if you’re quiet then i’ll ________”

notfullysane:

Everyone’s like:

But there’s that one person who won’t cooperate:

And everyone’s like:

That moment when you’re running late and you can’t find what you’re looking for

reparothetardis:

christopherjordan:

xrocketqueen:

My keys…. wallet…. name badge for work…. 

Every single day.  I’m horrible.  I always lose things :(

oh god gpoy

My Shit

My Shit

When Your Parents Say “If you tell me the truth, you won’t get in trouble.”
When I was younger and my parents left the house.

xxcoolstorybroxx:

Me then:

me now:

But then when they weren’t home by the time they said they would be home:

OH MY GOD, THEY DIED.

camlwhite:

Before I met you..

When I met you..

When you left me…

Reblog if you wouldn’t hesistate to delete your tumblr for him.